So I slacked off on my campaign. 

Next time.

I think I'll have the backing of the European Union once I announce my plans for a One World Government.

Heck, I may be known as the Dark Pope, but heck, I'll be the freaking pope.

Vote for me.

I know, I've started my campaign late, but I think I can do this, but only with your assistance. 

I think I'm going to make T-shirts and buttons.

To prepare for this campaign, I've been drinking Holy Water and eating the eucharist. 

Heck, who's ready for the Papal Party.  FLUHARTY PAPAL PARTY.

Vote Daniel Fluharty for Pope of the World.